04/01/2014    

PODIATRISTS IN THE NEWS

FL Podiatrist Runs Out of Guests for Call-in Show

 

Dr. Bret Ribotsky, host of Meet the Masters, says that he has run out of viable candidates for his on-line Tuesday night show Meet the Masters. “After 5 years and over 260 guests, I’ve run out of masters,” he said. Ribotsky lamented that one potential guest asked which company he should promote and how much they would pay him; another guest offered to testify on-line against another podiatrist for a fee. One potential guest offered to shorten and beautify his feet for a huge sum. Another from the Northeast wanted Ribotsky to fly him down to Boca Raton in his private jet, “Charcot One” as long as it was in winter. Another wanted to stay on his show until 2016.   

 

Dr. Bret Ribotsky aboard Charcot One

 

Unable to accommodate these doctors, Ribotsky turned to the lay public to discuss their foot issues. Toronto mayor Rob Ford promised that he would appear on Ribotsky’s show when he was in a drunken stupor. Justin Bieber said he would show up only if he could sing, “If I were your patient,” Lindsay Lohan wanted to know what kind of watch he wears, and Alec Baldwin threatened to bash in his head. Kim Jong Un said he would appear only if Ribotsky adopted his hairstyle. Several other speakers were jailed before they could appear.    

 

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